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ew humanity

hi i am rashida, i like pizza and cats that is all also i aM tHe GoAt WhIsPeReR

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tffnyblws:

thesharpestdildos:

what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT

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chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

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legalisation:

i hate this website everyone’s hotter than me wtf

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batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

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foodchewer:

starbuckers:

i put the ass in casserole

why would you put your ass in the casserole

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thesassycat:

OKAY SO LIKE I PROMISED I AM HAVING A GIVEAWAY YAY!

Rules!

  • Only reblogs count – I will be using a random url/number generator. (you can like it but it wont count)
  • The giveaway will end on the April 20th! and i’ll announce the winners!
  • Your ask box must be open – I want it to be easy to contact you if you do win. If it is not open, the second winner will be moved to first, the third winner will be moved to second, and I will generate a new person to get the third spot! You have 24 hours to respond.
  • Must Be Following Me – I post cute and funny stuff, you might like it!
  • No giveaway blogs!

Prizes!

1st

  • A $50 Amazon gift card
  • or i could just buy $50 worth of things off your Amazon wishlist so you’ll get a surprise of items

2nd

  • A $25 amazon gift card
  • or i could just surprise you with some items i buy off your Amazon wishlist worth $25

3rd 

  • A $10 amazon gift card
  • or i could just buy $10 worth of items off your Amazon wishlist

okay so this post is getting long enough so i’ll leave the part about the pizza prize under the cut!

Good luck everyone!

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patchesoftheuniverse:

the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book

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